My parents were away, and I was going to Heather’s to get drunk, and Joe wanted to come for some reason. So we ended up staying in this hotel, which was just a room that didn’t have a wall just a forest and one streetlight and some nutjob with one eye lurking around.
Anyway so we went to…
I deffo want this to be made into a film, my party sounds cool :D x
its small
Good my microscopic penis never causes me a problem
errr your admitting it, your both gender person
No I didn’t admit it, I just didn’t deny it and you choose uncorrectly to assume that was me accepting it.
you admited to having one by saying my microscopid penis lol
Sarcasm
(via bruisedandtattooed)
These books were adapted into the best screenplay ever.
Spotted, Miss Mellor posting her 100th post on tumblr.
You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl
its small
Good my microscopic penis never causes me a problem
errr your admitting it, your both gender person
No I didn’t admit it, I just didn’t deny it and you choose uncorrectly to assume that was me accepting it.
HEIDI SUCKS BIG HAIRY BALLS
p.s please ignore my immaturity,I only do it with one friend andh she basically got tumblr to stalk me, she’s obsessive
The gerbil killer accusation went a bit to far, but she’s a whore and I’ve heard the stories to prove it.
Your meant to be a best friend, hello you couldn’t even name my favourite band. You never see me anymore. You get off with my cousin.
Your a whore and tbh I was such a better friend then your deserved.
You even killed your own Gerbil. Sicko
OMG
My grandma posted a comment on my facebook wall, after apparantly stalking my whole facebook to find the one piece of information my mum hasn’t ever told her about me. Then when I point this fact out she threaten’s me with my birthday present.
Grandma so not COOL
I’mma have to find her a less invasive hobby.
These people can breathe, there lucky.
Was at Leeds yesterday, was 2 people from the barrier for all time low and you me at siz, there were awesome. (apart from when you me at 6 told everyone to crowdsurf and i got kicked in the face twenty times and my piercings bleed but they through a guitar pick that landed in my clevage soo tis all GOOD)
YESTERDAY WAS FUCKING AWESOME !!
But I did do some research for my extended project, got an appropriate quote for my personal statement, yeah Cambridge professor’s you’ll love it (or have head it 1 trillion times before and throw my statement out the window, but not on the grass because even fucking dew isn’t allowed to touch the grass) and came up with a name for my extended project!
Whoop so really today’s big fail has been kind of evened out with the 3 little sucsess of today.
